When a woman walks into a bar, or other social medium, with a group of her friends, she only has one thing on her mind: having fun and partaking of a few drinks. When a man walks into a bar, all he has on his narrow mind is diverting as many girls from their original goal as humanly possible. Guys need to distract women. It is not in a woman's basic nature to go out seeking guys. Finding girls and distracting them by being as flashy as possible is exactly why men wear funny t-shirts and act like fools.
The best, and simplest, way to break down a man is to look at some of the lower rank and file of manhood. These are your typical variety that wear funny t-shirts to the bar and make lewd comments to women while throwing high-fives to their buddies. These funny t-shirts that they wear have a tendency to be highly off-putting to any decent woman who reads it. This may seem like a poor tactic to take, but men would not resort to it unless a) they had any other option, or b) they had lots of money.
There was a time many moons ago when we were all little children, fresh from beneath our mothers' skirts and into the classroom. This is a social experiment for many young children, and some of the first intimate interactions most boys will have with females. How do males handle this first contact situation? Why, they push little girls in the mud and laugh while the poor girl cries. Wearing funny t-shirts that provoke and offend really are not much different from this simple behavior.
Funny t-shirts may not be as aggressive as pulling a little girl's braids, but it is a very similar tactic. A woman that is met by chance may forget about a man within just a few seconds if he does not stand out in some way. If he wears a funny t-shirt that blatantly offends the woman, she will remember him for much longer. It is easier to make an apology than to never get the chance to say 'hello'.
Guys are simple creatures and they respond to simple stimulus. Being a representative of the male gender gives me a certain introspective view of the whole situation that women will never be able to grasp. All you have to remember when you see a man being an idiot and wearing funny t-shirts is that it is all for your own benefit. You should be quite flattered that someone would make a moron of themselves all for you.
The best, and simplest, way to break down a man is to look at some of the lower rank and file of manhood. These are your typical variety that wear funny t-shirts to the bar and make lewd comments to women while throwing high-fives to their buddies. These funny t-shirts that they wear have a tendency to be highly off-putting to any decent woman who reads it. This may seem like a poor tactic to take, but men would not resort to it unless a) they had any other option, or b) they had lots of money.
There was a time many moons ago when we were all little children, fresh from beneath our mothers' skirts and into the classroom. This is a social experiment for many young children, and some of the first intimate interactions most boys will have with females. How do males handle this first contact situation? Why, they push little girls in the mud and laugh while the poor girl cries. Wearing funny t-shirts that provoke and offend really are not much different from this simple behavior.
Funny t-shirts may not be as aggressive as pulling a little girl's braids, but it is a very similar tactic. A woman that is met by chance may forget about a man within just a few seconds if he does not stand out in some way. If he wears a funny t-shirt that blatantly offends the woman, she will remember him for much longer. It is easier to make an apology than to never get the chance to say 'hello'.
Guys are simple creatures and they respond to simple stimulus. Being a representative of the male gender gives me a certain introspective view of the whole situation that women will never be able to grasp. All you have to remember when you see a man being an idiot and wearing funny t-shirts is that it is all for your own benefit. You should be quite flattered that someone would make a moron of themselves all for you.
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