Every year I'm stuck thinking about what I need to dress up as for Halloween. It's not just another Holiday for kids anymore. Now, it's one of the most important party holiday's of the year. It only comes in second to New Year's Eve and the 4th of July.
Whatever I decide to dress up as, it's going to be terrible. If I decide to be a mummy, it's going to be the worst mummy you have ever seen. If I decide to be a fireman, you can rest assured that it's going to be an awful version of one. It doesn't help at all that my friends treat Halloween like some kind of competitive game. I can't compete with anyone!
So I'm done dressing up. I've never really enjoyed it and I'm finished being so anxious about the whole thing. Can you blame me? I'm done losing my patience and dressing up in my fat mother's old house dresses. After three Halloweens in a row of dressing in fat-lady drag, people are starting to ask questions.
This year, I'm resigned not to dress up at all. I am only willing to go halfway and buy a Halloween-themed funny tshirt. I was curious about what the 'ol Internet had to offer. After a quick search through Google, I was astounded at how many tshirts are out there about Halloween.
There are tshirts out there to fit not only the theme of the spookiest of holidays, but also to fit every personality out there. That's when it really hit me that the Internet is the most perfect tool ever invented. The level of personal customization is ridiculous. Scores of funny Halloween tshirts assaulted my senses, and since I think of myself as a funny guy...I knew this was the route for me.
While everyone else is grumbling about their uncomfortable costumes and smearing greasepaint on the furniture, I'm going to be kicking back in relaxed style. From my super-comfy jeans to my old pair of sneakers, I'm going to be dressed for success...because all I want to succeed in is the art of chilling. I'll even be wearing my new favorite t-shirt.
Let someone try to tell me that I'm being lazy. I don't care at all. I'm comfortable, and my funny Halloween tshirt is making drunk girls giggle. If you ask me, I made the best Halloween decision of my life.
Whatever I decide to dress up as, it's going to be terrible. If I decide to be a mummy, it's going to be the worst mummy you have ever seen. If I decide to be a fireman, you can rest assured that it's going to be an awful version of one. It doesn't help at all that my friends treat Halloween like some kind of competitive game. I can't compete with anyone!
So I'm done dressing up. I've never really enjoyed it and I'm finished being so anxious about the whole thing. Can you blame me? I'm done losing my patience and dressing up in my fat mother's old house dresses. After three Halloweens in a row of dressing in fat-lady drag, people are starting to ask questions.
This year, I'm resigned not to dress up at all. I am only willing to go halfway and buy a Halloween-themed funny tshirt. I was curious about what the 'ol Internet had to offer. After a quick search through Google, I was astounded at how many tshirts are out there about Halloween.
There are tshirts out there to fit not only the theme of the spookiest of holidays, but also to fit every personality out there. That's when it really hit me that the Internet is the most perfect tool ever invented. The level of personal customization is ridiculous. Scores of funny Halloween tshirts assaulted my senses, and since I think of myself as a funny guy...I knew this was the route for me.
While everyone else is grumbling about their uncomfortable costumes and smearing greasepaint on the furniture, I'm going to be kicking back in relaxed style. From my super-comfy jeans to my old pair of sneakers, I'm going to be dressed for success...because all I want to succeed in is the art of chilling. I'll even be wearing my new favorite t-shirt.
Let someone try to tell me that I'm being lazy. I don't care at all. I'm comfortable, and my funny Halloween tshirt is making drunk girls giggle. If you ask me, I made the best Halloween decision of my life.
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